The Uninformed Film Critic
Friday 22 April 2016
The Jungle Book (2016)
Sunday 31 January 2016
The Revenant (2016)
Tuesday 12 January 2016
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Friday 6 January 2012
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)
Starring: Rooney Mara, Daniel Craig, Stellan Skarsgard
Initially I was very apathetic about this remake. The Swedish original was fantastic and like many I am more than fed up of Hollywood remaking and commercialising my favourite foreign films. However, after hearing that David Fincher was on board as director I got a little more interested. I am a big fan of Fincher and The Social Network was one of the best films of 2010, in my opinion. Once the Red Band trailer for Dragon Tattoo was released, I was officially on board and excited.
Some sets in the remake are almost identical to that of the original. I’m so glad they kept the setting in Sweden. It would’ve been only too easy for a Hollywood exec to decide to set the whole thing in the US (see High Fidelity, for instance). I believe the setting is intrinsic to the film’s authenticity and success. Oddly, some of the characters speak with a Swedish accent, while others (Craig included) speak in an English accent. I can only assume this was because those actors were rubbish at the Swedish accent, but thankfully it’s not too off-putting.
Noomi Rapace (who played Lisbeth Salander in the original Swedish films) was a firm fan favourite and before the film was cast many online petitions and forums called for her to reprise her role in this version. However, Rapace declined as she wished to distance herself from the character. After a long casting and consideration process (others considered for the part included Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Ellen Page and Emma Watson) the relatively unknown Rooney Mara was chosen to portray Lisbeth. And she was fan-fucking-tastic. I believe she took a lot of her character from Rapace’s interpretation, but she did bring something new to the role – an added surliness, a little more empathy, and a vulnerability I didn’t see in Rapace. She must be a method actor, because every single piercing (including the nipples) is real, done purposely for the character.
Craig’s Mikael Blomkvist is a much more relaxed character, with little to determine his performance from Mikael Nyqvist’s in the original. He did seem to bring a little extra charisma and light-hearted humour into an altogether intense and oppressive film, however. He put on weight for the role so audiences would be able to distance him from James Bond in his tighty-whities. However, my initial thought upon seeing him naked was “Wow, Bond’s let himself go a bit, I wonder how hard he’ll have to work out before Skyfall…” so I’m not sure that really worked for him!
The casting was ultimately excellent, with no weak spots that I could see. The music was again done by Trent Reznor and is extremely atmospheric and effective – watch out for a “subtle” inside joke near the start of the film. This adaptation was even more faithful to the book than the Swedish version, which I found very gratifying having read the trilogy several times.
All in all, I’d say that Fincher has topped the Swedish original. It’s more engaging, more faithful and more exciting. While the original is oppressive and dark throughout, Fincher somehow manages to lighten the mood in places without losing the overall effect. Even the granny in front of me at the cinema was absolutely loving it.
I 100% recommend this film, but don’t take your granny if she doesn’t enjoy gratuitous rape scenes, bloody violence and pierced nipples (but really, what granny doesn’t?).
Wednesday 2 March 2011
Paul (2011)
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Starring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Seth Rogen, Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader
So finally, the long awaited third film from Pegg and Frost hit our screens! But was it worth the wait?
Erm...kind of.
Clive and Graeme are two English nerds who travel to San Diego for Comic Con, then plan to take a road trip through the U.S.A’s notorious alien hotspots (Area 51, Roswell etc). However, they get a little sidetracked when an alien named Paul crashes (literally) into their lives, and more importantly their Winnebago. Paul has been living on earth for years, and is the American government’s best kept secret. However, now that they’ve learnt all they can from him (alive), they want to cut out his brain and study his cells for scientific research. Paul has managed to escape from the government, and is on the run.
Look – I love Spaced. Shaun of the Dead is a slice of fried gold. Hot Fuzz will never make me want to “jog on”.
But Paul was just missing something.
It had some brilliant nods to sci-fi classics. Pegg and Frost were on form. It had Bill Hader, Seth Rogen and Kristen Wiig in it. Greg Mottola is a great director. It should have been fucking hilarious. Instead, it ended up being mildly hilarious with a smattering of anti-climax. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good film. It’s just not a great film. There’ll be no cult following. Sadly, I think Paul will likely be forgotten in a few years, while Shaun of the Dead and Spaced are still paid a steady (and deserving) homage by a plethora of fans.
Paul almost has it all – car chases, gun fights, Nick Frost pissing himself – except the directorial presence of the amazing Edgar Wright. I’m not being some sucky fanboy and immediately dismissing the film because it wasn’t directed by him – I went to the cinema fully expecting it to be brilliant. I thought Pegg and Frost would be able to shine quite aptly on their own. But something was just off – at times the comedic timing didn’t quite work. They relied too heavily on making the humour generic and easy to understand.
That’s not what Pegg and Frost’s work is about. It’s usually geek-culture and it’s usually bloody fantastic. Nothing against any Americans reading, but it felt more geared towards an American audience than a British one. I don’t think I could pick out a joke from Paul that showcased the quintessentially British humour of Spaced.
I went in there expecting Shaun of the Dead and came out feeling like I’d watched Saturday Night Live. Sure, it’s still funny, but it’s clichéd and it’s too simple.
Having said that, it’s the best comedy I’ve seen in a while. It is a quality film – don’t let me put you off. Just don’t expect it to be anything like their previous films. Hot Fuzz sometimes gets a bad rap but what other film can you watch where an old lady with a shotgun gets dropkicked in the face?* Likewise, what other zombie film have you watched where the protagonists beat up a zombie with pool cues to Don’t Stop Me Now?
Paul has its moments, but unlike its predecessors they are sparser, stupider, and less engaging. You will enjoy the film, no doubt about that. But don’t go in with any illusions. If you’re a sci-fi nerd I’m sure you’ll happily sit there having a little nerdgasm, but for me it just fell a little short of the mark.
*If you do know of any other films where little old ladies get drop-kicked in the face, please do let me know as I need to see them!
Monday 13 September 2010
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)
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As I sat down to watch Scott Pilgrim last week, it was admittedly with some bating of the breath. I’m a massive Edgar Wright fan (as if anybody who’s watched Spaced and Shaun couldn’t be) and the trailers for SP had literally blown me away. I was worried it wouldn’t live up to the hype; worried that Edgar Wright would’ve been forced to steer away from his usual singular style under the watchful eye of Hollywood. Thank God I hadn’t read the books at that moment in time, or I would’ve been a wreck!
Scott Pilgrim is essentially the story of boy meets girl, but about twenty times more awesome. Scott is a 23 year old slacker from Toronto who’s making nothing of his life, plays in a band called Sex Bob-Omb, and has recently acquired himself a 17 year old Chinese girlfriend called Knives Chau who goes to Catholic school and wears a uniform. Nuff said. The subject of much ridicule from his band mates, his rich gay roommate (Kieran Culkin), and his far worldlier younger sister (Anna Kendrick), Scott finds himself drifting through life. That is, until Ramona Flowers (Winstead) rollerblades through one of his dreams and into his local library.
Scott immediately becomes obsessed with Ramona; obsessed with the ever-changing colours of her hair, her cool and mysterious American background, and, naturally, the fact that she’s pretty damn hot. He goes from stalking her at a party, to ordering a package he knows she will end up delivering, to not signing for the parcel until she agrees to go on a date with him. However, his obsession with dating Ramona leaves him no time to think what to do about Knives, who is steadily falling in (17 year old) love with him. As his relationship with Ramona begins, Sex Bob-Omb get their first show at the Toronto Battle of the Bands.
But Ramona has been keeping a small detail from Scott about her past – which catches up with her just as Sex Bob-Omb start their debut show. Ramona has seven evil exes, all intent on fighting Scott Pilgrim to the death. The first of these, Matthew Patel, shows up during first five seconds of the gig and shoots fireballs at the stage. Scott is forced to fight him, and it’s from this moment on that the film really gets into its stride.
Despite chavs walking out of the cinema both times I saw it, I absolutely loved this film. In fact, I think the fact it can force a chav to leave my presence without presenting them with an ASBO made me love it just that little bit more. Edgar Wright’s direction and attention to detail is utterly sublime. He has created a film that’s completely unique and like, totally awesome.
It’s a retro gamer’s dream, containing so many references that even a mild super Mario fan could find themselves experiencing a slight nerdgasm. The cast are all brilliant – every evil ex hilarious – and I don’t think I can find much fault at all with this film.
Wright has poured every drop of his blood, sweat, tears and God knows what else into this film, and it really shows.
Level Up, Mr Wright.
Saturday 27 March 2010
Kick Ass (2010)
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Starring: Aaron Johnson, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Mark Strong, Chloe Moretz and Nicolas Cage.
Kick Ass came out of nowhere. One minute Jonathon Ross was tweeting about his wife’s new film that no-one’s heard of, then suddenly it’s everywhere. On the cover of Empire magazine, on the sides of busses, all over the TV. Most of my work colleagues have heard about it, though one mistakenly interpreted it to be a new spoof movie – ala the Wayans brothers – and had already decided to give it a wide berth (I called him a twat and set his facts straight, naturally).
Kick Ass seemed to gain momentum overnight, but is it worthy of the hype?
Kick Ass is a film about a normal, geeky American teenager (Johnson) living in New York. One day on his way home from the comic store, he gets mugged for the millionth time, and decides he’s had enough. He orders a frankly awful wetsuit and balaclava combo off the internet, and goes out into the neighbourhood to right some wrongs under the pseudonym of Kick Ass.
Naturally, he gets stabbed up and hit by a car.
With most of his bones shattered, he has several metal bone replacements inserted (“Cool, I look like Wolverine!”) and ends up with such damaged nerve endings he is able to feel little pain. So he chucks the wetsuit back on and gets back out there.
Meanwhile, the local mob boss in town is having a hard time, as all his cocaine deals are interrupted by a masked assailant described by his lackeys as looking “like Batman. But not Batman.” As Kick Ass steps up his campaign to clean up the neighbourhood, a video of him saving a man from a gang beating ends up on Youtube. With that, the mob boss puts a mark on Kick Ass’ head, convinced he is responsible for all his lost revenue. He enlists his comic-obsessed son (Mintz-Plasse) to pose as the new superhero in town to bring Kick Ass in.
Unbeknown to everyone, the real superheroes in town are the father-daughter combo of Big Daddy (Cage) and Hit Girl (Moretz). An ex-cop, framed by said mob boss and sent to jail for coke dealing, Big Daddy has vengeance on the brain. Since his parole, he has been training his 12 year old daughter to take bullets, run up walls and fling knives around.
In summation: don’t try to take this kid’s lunch money.
I really can’t put much more of the plot without giving everything away. But you get the general idea – superheroes, guns and geeks.
So, let’s start by talking about Aaron Johnson. He’s 19, English, going out with a 43 year old film director, and soon to be father of their child. I’m not one to be prejudiced about age gaps but...that’s fucked up, right?
You may recognise Johnson (if you’re a girl) from Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, where he played a hunk – a far cry from the geeky character he portrays here. Likewise you may have seen him in the more respectable Nowhere Boy as a young John Lennon (his casting was no doubt helped along by the fact he was boning the director).
I’d say Kick Ass was probably a pretty easy character to play, as they go. However, Johnson has had the chance to start showing off his acting ability in a number of varied roles, and I found him to be a perfectly believable geek (if not a tad too good looking). I thought he was fine, and as a trio with his two best friends he provides some of the biggest laughs of the film. Some great laughs also arise from the girl of his dreams thinking he’s homosexual – and him playing along to spend time with her.
I don’t have too much more to say about him – I’d need to see more of his acting repertoire to judge if he’s more than just a pretty face, though I applaud any English actor who breaks Hollywood, especially at 19.
Christopher Mintz-Plasse is best known (of course) for being the infamous McLovin. Having only seen him in Role Models and Superbad before Kick Ass, I could say he’s typecast and moan about that. But what’s wrong with being typecast when you’re absolutely hilarious and brilliant? He’s not a major role in this film, but every scene he’s in is full of laughs.
I love this guy.
Him and Johnson deliver (in my opinion) the funniest scene of the film. I won’t give it away, but I’ll just say this – Gnarls Barkley.
Now, Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage is a douche. You don’t need me to tell you that if you’ve been subjected to any of his acting “work” over the last 5 years. The last film I genuinely thought he was good in was Adaptation. Adaptation is 8 years old, and he’s been in 22 films since then. It seems any film that stars Cage these days should come with a label under the certification
“Warning: May well be shit.”
Thank god Kick Ass doesn’t need that certification. Cage steps back and takes a smaller role, is annoying to the minimum, and actually delivers some pretty good laughs. I congratulate him for being brave enough to take on a film where his character’s first scene involves shooting his 12 year old daughter in the chest. He still irritated me a bit, but this is a far cry from Bangkok Dangerous, Knowing, National Treasure, or any of that terrible wank he’s been appearing in lately.
So, what did I think of the film as a whole?
It’s good. It is. It’s consistently funny, missing the mark only a few times. It’s violent in a way that will make you grin and wince at the same time, but revel in every second of the action. It takes the piss out of crap superhero movies like there’s no tomorrow, while showing respect for the greats simultaneously. It’s pretty well written, and the direction is sublime.
There are only a few little gripes I have with the film. The main one being is that Kick Ass has his own Myspace page. I mean, who the hell are they trying to kid? Myspace are spending so much money trying to get into films lately, with a huge segment in Funny People and now a prominent part in Kick Ass. Now, I don’t want to be mean to my first ever friend on Myspace but seriously, Tom, you’re flogging a dead horse. Myspace is going to be completely socially irrelevant in 10 years, maybe even 5. While it still may be used to showcase new musical talent, it will never be used as a social networking site to the extent it once was. The fact that Kick Ass has a Myspace page is going to date the film considerably, but if it was funding from the site that made the film possible, I guess that’s ok with me.
Some of the CGI isn’t fantastic, but it really didn’t matter to me. The action sequences are just breath-taking; I’ll suffer fake looking flames for a 12 year old annihilating a corridor of grown men any day.
This film is going to be Chloe Moretz’s big break. I have no doubt whatsoever about that. She’s only just 13, but she was the film’s biggest, brightest star. Hit Girl is most definitely going to be a hit with almost everyone. Who doesn’t love watching a 12 year old girl chop people’s legs off and cuss like a pro? Seriously though, I saw Moretz in 500 Days of Summer in a fairly small role, and thought that she seemed to have pretty impressive acting chops for someone so young. This film is without a doubt her vehicle to stardom. She is responsible for the majority of the laughs, the majority of the deaths, and is the essence of the whole film.
She’s the one who really kicks ass.
I would definitely recommend this film to almost anyone - except your nan.